Lugubrious
"I can't say there is much to complain about really. No one expects much of me. I get to lie about as much as I want. I can lick my own balls which -- let me say -- isn't as weird as it first sounds, especially when you're a dog. I get to chase cats who are always the biggest sissies when it comes to a little fooling around. Like I want a cat hairball in my throat. Geez. I was just playing.
Anyway, it's all pretty good. Sure, the food sucks, but most humans are suckers for anything resembling anthropomorphism in their pets. You get a properly lugubrious expression on your face while they're eating dinner? Bingo. Table scraps.
Though, pork gives me the most righteous gas. Never was a problem when I was human.
That's right. I used to be a two-legger, before I pissed off my girlfriend's great-aunt from Romania. Yeah. Who know that the folk from the old country still knew a bit of magic?"
writing
This is a reasonably comprehensive list of my published work, both virtual and physical.
THE MISFIT LIBRARY
I am Nine of Thirteen, one of the members of the Misfit Library, a writing collective which puts out a quarterly journal of our respective work. We are scattered across the globe and determined to change the face of the planet one story at a time. The link above will take you to Misfit Central where you can acquire copies of the journal as well as read exclusive online material.
SYMBOLIC
I wrote a column for OPi8.com's Transmit blogs: journals of the new dark underground. SYMBOLIC tracked the novel I was working on, referencing the process and the research materials which mad up the backbone of the work. In addition, SYMBOLIC busied itself with ruminations and considerations on the nature of language and communication. And a wee bit of mythology. The first 100 entries of SYMBOLIC can be found here on this site as well as at OPi8.com.
LITERARY REPRESENTATION
I am represented by Scribe Agency as my literary agents. Please contact these gentleman if you have any queries about my work.