Geordie Is Way Cool
In much the same way that Jesus is in the King Missile song. My cousin, Geordie The Park Ranger, is now Geordie Romer, Real Estate Agent. It's not quite the same cool as being a Ranger, but he's off in the hinterland selling back woods acreage to folk who want to get away from it all. Though, he'd probably spin it differently than that (and, you know, actually tell you that the region is based around Leavenworth, Washington). Anyway, we -- being terribly city-bound -- think cousin Geordie is the shit. And we're doing our part to help his Google ranking by pointing you all to him. Geordie Romer's web site.
He also promises to teach Solomon how to survive in the woods and make fire from a twig and a rock -- two skills which Dad has no hope of ever mastering -- so I'm glad someone is going to watch out for the little dude.
[You owe me lunch, G, if anyone finds you because of this link and buys a spot of property.]